Silent Hill HD Collection: New Voices (by Shesellssheshells)

This month I’ve been watching more and  more nonsense from video games, mostly from friends, but this gem I stumbled on by myself.

Congress Declares Tomato Paste in Pizza A Vegetable

Okay ignoring everything else wrong with this…

They do know that tomatoes are a FRUIT right?

Stupid question. Of course they wouldn’t.

Our children will never understand - Imgur
WOW this takes me back…

Our children will never understand - Imgur

WOW this takes me back…

A PARTIAL SCRIPT PROPOSAL FOR FAMILY GUY
"JOHN KRICFALUSI"
by Rodney Jackson

Setting: The Quahog Animation Convention
Characters: Bryan and Stewie
Byran and Stewie are walking across the convention floor when they approach John K’s booth.
Stewie: (groans) aah no, its John K. Hey lets walk some other way.
Bryan: What? Why? Who’s John K?
Stewie: God, that’s John Kricfalusi, creator of the classic Nickelodeon cartoon Ren & Simpy, you remember?
Bryan: Oh that’s who he is? Why don’t you want to walk over there?
Stewie: Well… how should I put this, John K is a bit of an animation puritan. He’s one of these guys who feels that the quality of animation today is cheap and lazy and he longs for the older days that saw the best out of animation as an artistic medium.
Bryan: I don’t understand. Those all seem like valid points to me.
Stewie: Oh they are, they are! Its just… he’s kind of a dick about it.
(Cut to John:)
John K: (screaming at convention goers) ANIMATION TO DAY IS CRAP! NOTHING BUT BROKEN ROTTEN CRAP! NO ONE PRACTICES THE FUNDAMENTALS! ALL CHARACTERS ARE STIFF AND LIFELESS! THEY HAVE TO EMOTE MORE! THE HAVE TO EMOTE MORE! …JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN’T PRODUCED ANYTHING WORTH WATCHING IN THE PAST TWENTY YEARS DOESN’T MEAN I’M NOT RELEVANT ANYMORE! (starts whimpering) Please pay attention to me.

But seriously… I was feeling nostalgic so I looked up some old Ren & Stimpy and from there some of John K’s new stuff and everything he’s done since he got fired from Ren & Stimpy has been nothing but shit.
I guess the style and animation quality is still there, but any substance (if you can even call it that) isn’t there. Instead it seemed to focus on frankly moronic sexual exploits and innuendos that wouldn’t have been clever or comfortable for anyone of any age to watch
A nearly naked man bends over and there’s a pink starfish covering his private parts. Oh tee-hee! Pink starfish! See its a visual gag implying that he’s showing us all his sphincter! How novel! @#&$@W$^@&!
I’ll admit what with Family Guy, Southpark, and what ever Adult Swim happens to be running appears to some as nothing but grotesque immaturity, but at least those shows are actually capable of getting me to laugh, or dare say, not be bored.
But I feel as though comparing his more recent work with that of today as being a bit unfair, and I’m probably just skewing the subject. I guess what I’m trying to say here is while it does strike me as tragic that someone considered an animation legend has appeared to fall so far in the 20 years since even causal television viewers might have known who he was, the fact is he comes across to me as a bitter individual who would probably garner more respect if he wasn’t such an asshole about his passion.
The fact of the matter is that he’s going to die someday, and one can only guess that history will polish off his legacy and only focus on the good parts. It wouldn’t be the first time history has turned bastards into bastions of greatness. Though now that we have access to data at the press of a key and near permanent archives of ones cyber exploits, I really can’t see too many people getting that bent out of shape when he eventually kicks the bucket. What will is eulogy say? “Born an innovator, died an jerkish hack with a god complex?”
I kind of wish that the animation greats of the past were still around to give their opinion of this man and all that he’s done. Something give’s me the feeling that they’d have much to tell him.

A PARTIAL SCRIPT PROPOSAL FOR FAMILY GUY

"JOHN KRICFALUSI"

by Rodney Jackson

Setting: The Quahog Animation Convention

Characters: Bryan and Stewie

Byran and Stewie are walking across the convention floor when they approach John K’s booth.

Stewie: (groans) aah no, its John K. Hey lets walk some other way.

Bryan: What? Why? Who’s John K?

Stewie: God, that’s John Kricfalusi, creator of the classic Nickelodeon cartoon Ren & Simpy, you remember?

Bryan: Oh that’s who he is? Why don’t you want to walk over there?

Stewie: Well… how should I put this, John K is a bit of an animation puritan. He’s one of these guys who feels that the quality of animation today is cheap and lazy and he longs for the older days that saw the best out of animation as an artistic medium.

Bryan: I don’t understand. Those all seem like valid points to me.

Stewie: Oh they are, they are! Its just… he’s kind of a dick about it.

(Cut to John:)

John K: (screaming at convention goers) ANIMATION TO DAY IS CRAP! NOTHING BUT BROKEN ROTTEN CRAP! NO ONE PRACTICES THE FUNDAMENTALS! ALL CHARACTERS ARE STIFF AND LIFELESS! THEY HAVE TO EMOTE MORE! THE HAVE TO EMOTE MORE! …JUST BECAUSE I HAVEN’T PRODUCED ANYTHING WORTH WATCHING IN THE PAST TWENTY YEARS DOESN’T MEAN I’M NOT RELEVANT ANYMORE! (starts whimpering) Please pay attention to me.

But seriously… I was feeling nostalgic so I looked up some old Ren & Stimpy and from there some of John K’s new stuff and everything he’s done since he got fired from Ren & Stimpy has been nothing but shit.

I guess the style and animation quality is still there, but any substance (if you can even call it that) isn’t there. Instead it seemed to focus on frankly moronic sexual exploits and innuendos that wouldn’t have been clever or comfortable for anyone of any age to watch

A nearly naked man bends over and there’s a pink starfish covering his private parts. Oh tee-hee! Pink starfish! See its a visual gag implying that he’s showing us all his sphincter! How novel! @#&$@W$^@&!

I’ll admit what with Family Guy, Southpark, and what ever Adult Swim happens to be running appears to some as nothing but grotesque immaturity, but at least those shows are actually capable of getting me to laugh, or dare say, not be bored.

But I feel as though comparing his more recent work with that of today as being a bit unfair, and I’m probably just skewing the subject. I guess what I’m trying to say here is while it does strike me as tragic that someone considered an animation legend has appeared to fall so far in the 20 years since even causal television viewers might have known who he was, the fact is he comes across to me as a bitter individual who would probably garner more respect if he wasn’t such an asshole about his passion.

The fact of the matter is that he’s going to die someday, and one can only guess that history will polish off his legacy and only focus on the good parts. It wouldn’t be the first time history has turned bastards into bastions of greatness. Though now that we have access to data at the press of a key and near permanent archives of ones cyber exploits, I really can’t see too many people getting that bent out of shape when he eventually kicks the bucket. What will is eulogy say? “Born an innovator, died an jerkish hack with a god complex?”

I kind of wish that the animation greats of the past were still around to give their opinion of this man and all that he’s done. Something give’s me the feeling that they’d have much to tell him.

Why the hell is that there? - Imgur
I need to clean up now, because my mind has been blown

Why the hell is that there? - Imgur

I need to clean up now, because my mind has been blown

Strippers Vs. Werewolves... *sigh*

No, seriously: There’s a movie coming out called Strippers Vs. Werewolves. How can it be anything but brilliant?

Oi… can anyone make a decent werewolf film?

(Source: addtoany.com)

Spiders climbed trees to avoid flooding in Pakistan, and many nested in them. - Imgur
This doesn’t look real, nor does it look like something that should be on planet earth, but here we are. Honestly It reminds me of some lovecraftian horror from beyond time and space, nesting on our shores. The little girl goes on about her day as she lacks the billions of years of sensory evolution necessary to detect their presence, and yet there they are, everywhere, watching us.

Spiders climbed trees to avoid flooding in Pakistan, and many nested in them. - Imgur

This doesn’t look real, nor does it look like something that should be on planet earth, but here we are. Honestly It reminds me of some lovecraftian horror from beyond time and space, nesting on our shores. The little girl goes on about her day as she lacks the billions of years of sensory evolution necessary to detect their presence, and yet there they are, everywhere, watching us.

A muse for my novel.
Being sick has really taken my drive to post here this month. I have been writing just nothing I felt like sharing hear  though. It just seemed as though every time I had the time to create a  post my mind would just wander towards, admittedly greater, time wasters on the internet. And once you fall down that rabbit hole it is a behemoth of a challenge to pull yourself from.
I’m  still stick even now, but I guess I’m recovering? It doesn’t help that  yesterday we actually got snow which as a southerner freaked me the hell  out. Yes I knew the north was colder but snow before Halloween?
I’ll have more to elaborate on later, but if to place this as monosyllabically as I possibly can. I. Do. Work. On. My. Book.
A  fantasy novel set in alternate worlds version of the 1920-40’s with a  black protagonist, that tries to break the many conventions this writer  has come to see. Most notably how everyone and their grandmother wants  to rip of Tolkien.
Now this may seem as a bit of a shock to anyone who knows me as  I’m a science fiction fan. But this is actually why I chose the time  period in which I did. -Too old to modern day, but too new to be either  medieval fantasy or even Steam Punk.

A muse for my novel.

Being sick has really taken my drive to post here this month. I have been writing just nothing I felt like sharing hear though. It just seemed as though every time I had the time to create a post my mind would just wander towards, admittedly greater, time wasters on the internet. And once you fall down that rabbit hole it is a behemoth of a challenge to pull yourself from.

I’m still stick even now, but I guess I’m recovering? It doesn’t help that yesterday we actually got snow which as a southerner freaked me the hell out. Yes I knew the north was colder but snow before Halloween?

I’ll have more to elaborate on later, but if to place this as monosyllabically as I possibly can. I. Do. Work. On. My. Book.

A fantasy novel set in alternate worlds version of the 1920-40’s with a black protagonist, that tries to break the many conventions this writer has come to see. Most notably how everyone and their grandmother wants to rip of Tolkien.

Now this may seem as a bit of a shock to anyone who knows me as I’m a science fiction fan. But this is actually why I chose the time period in which I did. -Too old to modern day, but too new to be either medieval fantasy or even Steam Punk.

Original Caption: Found in my Psychology textbook. White people, problem?
I have to admit I laughed harder that I think I should have at this.

Original Caption: Found in my Psychology textbook. White people, problem?

I have to admit I laughed harder that I think I should have at this.

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